Shark Attack 3: Megalodon (2002)

When two researchers discover a colossal sharks tooth off the mexican coast their worst fears surface - the most menacing beast to ever rule the waters is still alive and mercilessly feeding on anything that crosses its path. Studio: Lions Gate Home Ent. Release Date: 03/22/2005 Run time: 94 minutes Rating: R Product Description

Hilarious! Not to be missed!

I thought SHARK ATTACK 2 was amusing, but this one is just plain gold. Don't miss it! One of the funniest movies I've seen in years. July 23, 2008

"I'm really wired, how about i take you home and eat your ......"

what can i say, this is probably my favorite movie of all time. I've bought the movie twice; someone stole the first copy and i wasnt that mad; one because if someone wanted to steal Shark Attack 3 i understand its an amazing movie which will bring many,many laughs and two because you can always get it for under 10 bucks. Ive seen this movie sooo many times and it still never gets old, it is by far the worst funniest movie ever made. This movie has me and my friends always on the lookout for movies like this one; right now Mosquito is tops on our list; you should probably check that out. What else is there really to say, everyone should watch this movie at least once and i bet youl watch it again and again. I love watching this movie with shark attack virgins; its amazing especially when the "I'm really wired" line comes out of absolutely nowhere!! haha its cinematic genius.

We've also come up with a drinking game; here are some of the rules, but you dont have to use them all unless you really want to get drunk.

1. drink for every mexican and american flag
2. drink every time you notice a mistake (ie when you hear the boats engine going but they are obviously just sitting in the water, when you hear the shark growl like a bear, when ben takes a picture of the shark tooth and the WHOLE tooth is on the screen) there is pretty much a mistake every couple minutes or more.
3. drink when you see the Mexican president and our president

I hope this was somewhat helpful but most of all its great seeing that there are other Shark Attack 3 fans out there. If you haven't seen this movie yet i hope this review would help but trust me you will not regret it. April 23, 2008

Worth it just for the Barrowman close-ups!

If you think John Barrowman is gorgeous, this movie is worth every penny! The camera absolutely LOVES this man! (especially in blue, which he conveniently wears in much of the movie.) If you scan through the rest of the silliness, stopping only when JB hits the screen (as we did) you will enjoy this movie. (Tight shot in a wet suit, wet curls glistening in the sun ... GASP!)

Then go to YouTube and watch the interview, "John Barrowman on Al Murray's Happy Hour" for his explanation about his Infamously bad line.
HILARIOUS! You'll laugh so hard you won't have to do crunches for a week! March 6, 2008

i now know how to drive a boat and submarine

ok everyone that reviewed basically hit the nail on the head with the horribly goodness of this film. what everyone seemed to miss however is the constant camera shots of the characters turning and driving the boat,sub, and helicopter.

seriously if u go back to watch this film while plastered watch for the allstar cinematography of david worth

a normal sequence goes as follows:

1. a character says to turn or follow something
2. 4 second shot of the steering wheel of the boat turning
3. a shot of the stern close up going through the water
4. 4 second shot of the accelerator joystick thing being pushed forward.
5. shot of the shark
6. 3 second shot of the steering wheel for no reason

i think we all can get the point
February 17, 2008

Seriously, I'm waiting for the sequel.

This movie is wonderful. First off, if you don't know the joy of John Barrowman yet, you are in for a treat. The pure exuberance of his acting, the happiness with which he delivers what has got to be the worst pick up line in the history of the universe, and the fact that he has sexual chemistry with everyone in the movie (EVERYONE), except the girl he's supposed to be hooking up with makes this an instant classic.

I'm waiting for the sequel-- Shark Attack 4: Megalodon 2. If you are a Torchwood or Doctor Who fan, it is also fun to imagine that Barrowman is actually playing our beloved Capt. Jack Harkness and that the Megalodon has slipped through the rift and Capt. Jack had to go undercover to fix things. Seriously, some good times. January 14, 2008

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